Scared Silly

What do ghosts put on their bagels?
Scream Cheese
Where do ghosts shop?
In bootiques.
What do you call a chicken that haunts a house?
A poultry-giest.
Why are skeletons cowards?
They have no guts.
Why don't skeletons play church music?
They're missing their organs.
Who is a vampire most likely to fall in love with?
The girl necks door.
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to tell which witch is which!
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off.
How did the witch know her sister had a glass eye?
It came out in conversation.
What's a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
What would you get if you crossed a mummy with a CD?
A wrap song.
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
Because they taste funny.
How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Eerie.
Why did Frankenstein go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
What kind of horses do zombies ride?
Nightmares.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's size?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why do demons and ghouls get along so well?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did the cyclops have to close down the school?
He only had one pupil.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.