Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
- Pumpkin 59 votes (42%)
- Apple 28 votes (20%)
- Pecan 26 votes (18%)
- Lemon Meringue 13 votes (9%)
- Cherry 12 votes (8%)
Thursday, December 25, 2008
NEW YORK (AP) — Eartha Kitt, a sultry singer, dancer and actress who rose from South Carolina cotton fields to become an international symbol of elegance and sensuality, has died, a family spokesman said. She was 81.
Andrew Freedman said Kitt, who was recently treated at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, died Thursday in Connecticut of colon cancer.
Kitt, a self-proclaimed "sex kitten" famous for her catlike purr, was one of America's most versatile performers, winning two Emmys and nabbing a third nomination. She also was nominated for several Tonys and two Grammys.
Her career spanned six decades, from her start as a dancer with the famed Katherine Dunham troupe to cabarets and acting and singing on stage, in movies and on television. She persevered through an unhappy childhood as a mixed-race daughter of the South and made headlines in the 1960s for denouncing the Vietnam War during a visit to the White House.
Through the years, Kitt remained a picture of vitality and attracted fans less than half her age even as she neared 80.
When her book "Rejuvenate," a guide to staying physically fit, was published in 2001, Kitt was featured on the cover in a long, curve-hugging black dress with a figure that some 20-year-old women would envy. Kitt also wrote three autobiographies.
Once dubbed the "most exciting woman in the world" by Orson Welles, she spent much of her life single, though brief romances with the rich and famous peppered her younger years.
After becoming a hit singing "Monotonous" in the Broadway revue "New Faces of 1952," Kitt appeared in "Mrs. Patterson" in 1954-55. (Some references say she earned a Tony nomination for "Mrs. Patterson," but only winners were publicly announced at that time.) She also made appearances in "Shinbone Alley" and "The Owl and the Pussycat."
Her first album, "RCA Victor Presents Eartha Kitt," came out in 1954, featuring such songs as "I Want to Be Evil," "C'est Si Bon" and the saucy gold digger's theme song "Santa Baby," which is revived on radio each Christmas.
The next year, the record company released follow-up album "That Bad Eartha," which featured "Let's Do It," "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" and "My Heart Belongs to Daddy."
In 1996, she was nominated for a Grammy in the category of traditional pop vocal performance for her album "Back in Business." She also had been nominated in the children's recording category for the 1969 record "Folk Tales of the Tribes of Africa."
Kitt also acted in movies, playing the lead female role opposite Nat King Cole in "St. Louis Blues" in 1958 and more recently appearing in "Boomerang" and "Harriet the Spy" in the 1990s.
On television, she was the sexy Catwoman on the popular "Batman" series in 1967-68, replacing Julie Newmar who originated the role. A guest appearance on an episode of "I Spy" brought Kitt an Emmy nomination in 1966.
"Generally the whole entertainment business now is bland," she said in a 1996 Associated Press interview. "It depends so much on gadgetry and flash now. You don't have to have talent to be in the business today.
"I think we had to have something to offer, if you wanted to be recognized as worth paying for."
Kitt was plainspoken about causes she believed in. Her anti-war comments at the White House came as she attended a White House luncheon hosted by Lady Bird Johnson.
"You send the best of this country off to be shot and maimed," she told the group of about 50 women. "They rebel in the street. They don't want to go to school because they're going to be snatched off from their mothers to be shot in Vietnam."
For four years afterward, Kitt performed almost exclusively overseas. She was investigated by the FBI and CIA, which allegedly found her to be foul-mouthed and promiscuous.
"The thing that hurts, that became anger, was when I realized that if you tell the truth — in a country that says you're entitled to tell the truth — you get your face slapped and you get put out of work," Kitt told Essence magazine two decades later.
In 1978, Kitt returned to Broadway in the musical "Timbuktu!" — which brought her a Tony nomination — and was invited back to the White House by President Jimmy Carter.
In 2000, Kitt earned another Tony nod for "The Wild Party." She played the fairy godmother in Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Cinderella" in 2002.
As recently as October 2003, she was on Broadway after replacing Chita Rivera in a revival of "Nine."
She also gained new fans as the voice of Yzma in the 2000 Disney animated feature "The Emperor's New Groove.'"
In an online discussion at Washingtonpost.com in March 2005, shortly after Jamie Foxx and Morgan Freeman won Oscars, she expressed satisfaction that black performers "have more of a chance now than we did then to play larger parts."
But she also said: "I don't carry myself as a black person but as a woman that belongs to everybody. After all, it's the general public that made (me) — not any one particular group. So I don't think of myself as belonging to any particular group and never have."
Kitt was born in North, S.C., and her road to fame was the stuff of storybooks. In her autobiography, she wrote that her mother was black and Cherokee while her father was white, and she was left to live with relatives after her mother's new husband objected to taking in a mixed-race girl.
An aunt eventually brought her to live in New York, where she attended the High School of Performing Arts, later dropping out to take various odd jobs.
By chance, she dropped by an audition for the dance group run by Dunham, a pioneering African-American dancer. In 1946, Kitt was one of the Sans-Souci Singers in Dunham's Broadway production "Bal Negre."
Kitt's travels with the Dunham troupe landed her a gig in a Paris nightclub in the early 1950s. Kitt was spotted by Welles, who cast her in his Paris stage production of "Faust."
That led to a role in "New Faces of 1952," which featured such other stars-to-be as Carol Lawrence, Paul Lynde and, as a writer, Mel Brooks.
While traveling the world as a dancer and singer in the 1950s, Kitt learned to perform in nearly a dozen languages and, over time, added songs in French, Spanish and even Turkish to her repertoire.
"Usku Dara," a song Kitt said was taught to her by the wife of a Turkish admiral, was one of her first hits, though Kitt says her record company feared it too remote for American audiences to appreciate.
Song titles such as "I Want to be Evil" and "Just an Old Fashioned Girl" seem to reflect the paradoxes in Kitt's private life.
Over the years, Kitt had liaisons with wealthy men, including Revlon founder Charles Revson, who showered her with lavish gifts.
In 1960, she married Bill McDonald but divorced him after the birth of their daughter, Kitt.
While on stage, she was daringly sexy and always flirtatious. Offstage, however, Kitt described herself as shy and almost reclusive, remnants of feeling unwanted and unloved as a child. She referred to herself as "that little urchin cotton-picker from the South, Eartha Mae."
For years, Kitt was unsure of her birthplace or birth date. In 1997, a group of students at historically black Benedict College in Columbia, S.C., located her birth certificate, which verified her birth date as Jan. 17, 1927. Kitt had previously celebrated on Jan. 26.
The research into her background also showed Kitt was the daughter of a white man, a poor cotton farmer.
"I'm an orphan. But the public has adopted me and that has been my only family," she told the Post online. "The biggest family in the world is my fans."
As a small tribute to Ms Kitt here is her Christmas smash hit Santa Baby and her follow-up song This Year's Santa Baby.
Click the link below to download --
--> Eartha Kitt <--
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
1. Silent Night
2. Adeste Fideles (Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful)
3. White Christmas (1947)
4. Let's Start The New Year Right
5. I'll Be Home For Christmas (If Only In My Dreams)
6. Jingle Bells (with The Andrews Sisters)
7. Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (with The Andrews Sisters)
8. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
9. A Crosby Christmas (Part 1) (with Gary, Phillip, Dennis and Lindsay Crosby)
10. A Crosby Christmas (Part 2) )with Gary, Phillip, Dennis and Lindsay Crosby)
11. A Marshmallow World
12. Silver Bells (with Carol Richards)
13. How Lovely Is Christmas
14. Do You Hear What I Hear?
15. The White World Of Winter
16. Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy (with David Bowie)
Click the link below to download --
--> Billboard Bing <--
|Which Christmas Character Are You?|
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Like Father Christmas, you're a jovial, easygoing people-person which puts you first in line, should the man in the red suit ever retire. You're probably known for your generosity and good heart and even if you don't have your own magic workshop, we'd guess there's plenty you do to put smiles on people's faces — every day.
Quizzes and Personality Tests
Today (Christmas Eve) my dad would have been 76 years old. Thursday (Christmas Day) is the 10th anniversary of my dad's passing. I can't believe it's been 10 years already.
Because I'm not very good at writing paragraphs, here are some facts about my dad --
In the 1970s he would buy comic books, read them, then give them to me and my brother. In the 1980s when my brother and I would buy boxes of non-sport trading cards he would sit with us and open packs and help sort the cards. It's because of him that I'm the geek I am today.
Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas Dad!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Well, I didn't get as much posted this year as I wanted to. I still haven't found my missing flash drive with the files I was working on. Plus I've been working some overtime and other stuff. This may or may not be my last post before Christmas. I don't know yet. I still have to finish Christmas shopping and wrap gifts. It sure is hectic this time of year.
I originally put this mix together in 2005 to give to some family and friends. Enjoy.
1. A Christmas Story Quote
2. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Dracula
3. Blue Christmas - Porky Pig
4. Boofo Goes Where Santa Goes - Linn Sheldon (Barnaby)
5. Christmas At The Farm - Garfield The Cat & Jon
6. From All Of Us To All Of You - Disney
7. Frosty The Snowman - Jimmy Durante
8. Hark, The Herald Angels Sing - Vince Guaraldi Trio
9. Hermie Quote
10. I Hate Christmas - Oscar The Grouch
11. I've Had A Very Merry Christmas - Jerry Lewis
12. Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You're A Lovely Guy) - Max Headroom
13. O Christmas Tree - Disney
14. O Holy Night - The Brady Bunch
15. Peanuts Quote
16. R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Jon Bon Jovi, C-3PO, R2-D2 & Choir
17. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Burl Ives
18. Rusty Chevrolet - Da Yoopers
19. Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - Fred Astaire
20. Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens
21. Santa's Birthday - Caroleer Singers & Orch.
22. Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
23. The Grinch Quote
24. The Little Drummer Boy - The Vienna Boys Choir
25. Trim Up The Tree - How The Grinch Stole Christmas
26. Twas The Night Before Christmas - Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo)
27. We Need A Little Christmas - The Muppets
28. We Wish You A Merry Christmas - John Denver & The Muppets
29. Winter Wonderland - The Partridge Family
30. Wreck The Halls - The Three Stooges
Click the link below to download --
--> Big Kids Christmas Mix <--
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Now if I can just find out the fate of Archie.
EDIT: Thanks to Ferris for posting this article in the comments. I thought I'd bring it to the front page in case anyone was interested --
Here's the Beacon Journal column that David Giffels wrote in 2004. It's not on the free/non-member part of Ohio.com any more, but you can look it up via library access...
SAVE ARCHIE BEFORE HE MELTS AWAY
Akron Beacon Journal (OH) -
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Author: David Giffels
Can you hear us? Don't worry, buddy. We haven't given up on you yet.
Somewhere out there in the commercial wilderness, Chapel Hill Mall's beloved 20-foot talking snowman sits in cold storage. He's down, but not necessarily out.
As I reported recently, the mall's new ownership has decided to retire the 35-year-old local icon. With cookie-cutter mall Santas now settling into their thrones, the one-of-a-kind Archie is notably absent. I (hopelessly nostalgic) think this is a bad thing. So, apparently, do many of you.
One local mom offered to put up Archie in her front yard. (Gracious, but not practical.)
A Tallmadge man, whose courtship ritual has included visiting the talking snowman with his fiancee, suggested a Save Archie Foundation.
Meanwhile, the snowman languishes in exile.
Chapel Hill is not going to change its mind, but the mall's management has not directly dismissed the possibility of donating Archie to some community group that would give him a new home.
"We haven't even explored that yet," said Sandra Heymann, a spokeswoman for the mall's new owner, Tennessee-based CBL & Associates Properties.
So for anyone interested in saving Archie , this would be a good time for a good idea. And some sweat equity -- Heymann said Archie is in bad shape.
"He needs to go back to the North Pole. He's not safe," she said. " Archie 's body structure has worsened over the past few years and is in a serious state of disrepair. You'd have to rebuild him completely."
So here's what Archie would need. A sponsor willing to take over the snowman operation. (A competing mall, obviously, is out of the question.) A public setting with 20 feet of head room. A few handy souls who can put him together again.
The response from readers has been passionate, if not overwhelming. I heard from about 15 Archie fans, uniformly dismayed. (An old newspaper rule of thumb is that for every reader who picks up the phone, you can count on 100 others who feel the same way.) Many who called and wrote were parents who grew up with Archie and have carried on the tradition.
"Tell me it's not so!" pleaded Edie Shultz of Mogadore.
The 39-year-old mother of 6-year-old twins has fond memories of visiting Archie as a child, approaching the giant snowman to unload her wish list. Each holiday season since her children were born, she has returned.
"They just asked last week if Archie was going to come around," Shultz said. "What can we do?"
Edward Nime has an even more intimate connection to Archie . In 1999 and 2000, he worked evening shifts, providing the voice of Archie through a hidden microphone. His reason?
"My daughter and nephews," he wrote in an e-mail.
His little girl was 2 the first year he worked. His nephews were 2 and 5.
"I told my family and wife-to-be that I always wanted to be the voice of the snowman that we remembered as children," he continued. "It was fun, seeing kids I knew and calling them by name. You could see that they actually thought their time with him was special, even if it was a minute or two."
Nime's day job precluded him from continuing, but this year he'd planned to return with a new motivation -- his 2-year-old son.
"If Archie is moved to another location, you can bet yourself that it will be a welcomed addition at any holiday spot, and that I would love to be the first one to make those giant eyes flash when he first speaks!"
I've made a couple of inquiries to groups I thought might be a good fit, but so far nothing has panned out. But you probably have better ideas than I do. If you send them to me and I think they have merit, I'll forward them to the mall's management.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Unfortunately we never got any photos of Archie and I can't find any on the internets. Does anybody have any memories or photos of Archie? If you do, please post them in the comments.
Here's a couple of photos from Chapel Hill Mall I found online --
Thursday, December 11, 2008
By BOB THOMAS
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Bettie Page, the 1950s secretary-turned-model whose controverisal photographs in skimpy attire or none at all helped set the stage for the 1960s sexual revolution, died Thursday. She was 85.
Page suffered a heart attack last week in Los Angeles and never regained consciousness, her agent Mark Roesler said. Before the heart attack, Page had been hospitalized for three weeks with pneumonia.
"She captured the imagination of a generation of men and women with her free spirit and unabashed sensuality," Roesler said. "She is the embodiment of beauty."
Page, who was also known as Betty, attracted national attention with magazine photographs of her sensuous figure in bikinis and see-through lingerie that were quickly tacked up on walls in military barracks, garages and elsewhere, where they remained for years.
Her photos included a centerfold in the January 1955 issue of then-fledgling Playboy magazine, as well as controversial sadomasochistic poses.
The latter helped contribute to her mysterious disappearance from the public eye, which lasted decades and included years during which she battled mental illness and became a born-again Christian.
After resurfacing in the 1990s, she occasionally granted interviews but refused to allow her picture to be taken.
"I don't want to be photographed in my old age," she told an interviewer in 1998. "I feel the same way with old movie stars. ... It makes me sad. We want to remember them when they were young."
The 21st century indeed had people remembering her just as she was. She became the subject of songs, biographies, Web sites, comic books, movies and documentaries. A new generation of fans bought thousands of copies of her photos, and some feminists hailed her as a pioneer of women's liberation.
Gretchen Mol portrayed her in 2005's "The Notorious Bettie Page" and Paige Richards had the role in 2004's "Bettie Page: Dark Angel." Page herself took part in the 1998 documentary "Betty Page: Pinup Queen."
Her career began one day in October 1950 when she took a respite from her job as a secretary in a New York office for a walk along the beach at Coney Island. An amateur photographer named Jerry Tibbs admired the 27-year-old's firm, curvy body and asked her to pose.
Looking back on the career that followed, she told Playboy in 1998, "I never thought it was shameful. I felt normal. It's just that it was much better than pounding a typewriter eight hours a day, which gets monotonous."
Nudity didn't bother her, she said, explaining: "God approves of nudity. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, they were naked as jaybirds."
In 1951, Page fell under the influence of a photographer and his sister who specialized in S&M. They cut her hair into the dark bangs that became her signature and posed her in spiked heels and little else. She was photographed with a whip in her hand, and in one session she was spread-eagled between two trees, her feet dangling.
"I thought my arms and legs would come out of their sockets," she said later.
Moralists denounced the photos as perversion, and Sen. Estes Kefauver of Tennessee, Page's home state, launched a congressional investigation.
Page quickly retreated from public view, later saying she was hounded by federal agents who waved her nude photos in her face. She also said she believed that, at age 34, her days as "the girl with the perfect figure" were nearly over.
She moved to Florida in 1957 and married a much younger man, as an early marriage to her high school sweetheart had ended in divorce.
Her second marriage also failed, as did a third, and she suffered a nervous breakdown.
In 1959, she was lying on a sea wall in Key West when she saw a church with a white neon cross on top. She walked inside and became a born-again Christian.
After attending Bible school, she wanted to serve as a missionary but was turned down because she had been divorced. Instead, she worked full-time for evangelist Billy Graham's ministry.
A move to Southern California in 1979 brought more troubles.
She was arrested after an altercation with her landlady, and doctors who examined her determined she had acute schizophrenia. She spent 20 months in a state mental hospital in San Bernardino.
A fight with another landlord resulted in her arrest, but she was found not guilty because of insanity. She was placed under state supervision for eight years.
Born April 22, 1923, in Nashville, Tenn., Page said she grew up in a family so poor "we were lucky to get an orange in our Christmas stockings."
The family included three boys and three girls, and Page said her father molested all of the girls.
After the Pages moved to Houston, her father decided to return to Tennessee and stole a police car for the trip. He was sent to prison, and for a time Betty lived in an orphanage.
In her teens she acted in high school plays, going on to study drama in New York and win a screen test from 20th Century Fox before her modeling career took off.
Christmas Fun Songs (Cema Special Markets, 1992). This was ripped from a cassette tape that I have. It only has eight songs on it, but some of them you don't hear very often.
1. The Happy Reindeer - Dancer, Prancer & Nervous (The Singing Reindeer)
2. Monster Holiday - Lon Chaney
3. I Tan't Wait Till Quithmuth - Mel Blanc
4. I've Had A Very Merry Christmas - Jerry Lewis
5. The Chipmunk Song - The Chipmunks
6. Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
7. I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
8. Santa Caught A Cold On Christmas Eve - Dick & Richard
Edited Dec. 14, 2010 -- Download link fixed.
Click the link below to download --
--> Christmas Fun Songs <--
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Christmas In The Stars: STAR WARS Christmas Album
Do You Fear What I Fear
A Classic Cartoon Christmas
A Classic Cartoon Christmas, Too
A Classic Cartoon Christmas, Three
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town/ Frosty The Snowman OST
The Twelve Days Of A Cleveland Browns Christmas by Elliott, Walter & Bennett
Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You're A Lovely Guy) by Max Headroom
Christmas Passed 2007
Visit The Universal Monster Army to read some great tributes to Forry.
Here's his obituary from Yahoo! News --
By JOHN ROGERS, Associated Press Writer – Fri Dec 5, 4:02 pm ET
LOS ANGELES – Forrest J Ackerman, the sometime actor, literary agent, magazine editor and full-time bon vivant who discovered author Ray Bradbury and was widely credited with coining the term "sci-fi," has died. He was 92.
Ackerman died Thursday of heart failure at his Los Angeles home, said Kevin Burns, head of Prometheus Entertainment and a trustee of Ackerman's estate.
Although only marginally known to readers of mainstream literature, Ackerman was legendary in science-fiction circles as the founding editor of the pulp magazine Famous Monsters of Filmland. He was also the owner of a huge private collection of science-fiction movie and literary memorabilia that for years filled every nook and cranny of a hillside mansion overlooking Los Angeles.
"He became the Pied Piper, the spiritual leader, of everything science fiction, fantasy and horror," Burns said Friday.
Every Saturday morning that he was home, Ackerman would open up the house to anyone who wanted to view his treasures. He sold some pieces and gave others away when he moved to a smaller house in 2002, but he continued to let people visit him every Saturday for as long as his health permitted.
"My wife used to say, 'How can you let strangers into our home?' But what's the point of having a collection like this if you can't let people enjoy it?" an exuberant Ackerman told The Associated Press as he conducted a spirited tour of the mansion on his 85th birthday.
His collection once included more than 50,000 books, thousands of science-fiction magazines and such items as Bela Lugosi's cape from the 1931 film "Dracula."
His greatest achievement, however, was likely discovering Bradbury, author of the literary classics "Fahrenheit 451" and "The Martian Chronicles." Ackerman had placed a flyer in a Los Angeles bookstore for a science-fiction club he was founding and a teenage Bradbury showed up.
Later, Ackerman gave Bradbury the money to start his own science-fiction magazine, Futuria Fantasia, and paid the author's way to New York for an authors meeting that Bradbury said helped launch his career.
"I hadn't published yet, and I met a lot of these people who encouraged me and helped me get my career started, and that was all because of Forry Ackerman," the author told the AP in 2005.
Later, as a literary agent, Ackerman represented Bradbury, Isaac Asimov and numerous other science-fiction writers.
He said the term "sci-fi" came to him in 1954 when he was listening to a car radio and heard an announcer mention the word "hi-fi."
"My dear wife said, 'Forget it, Forry, it will never catch on,'" he recalled.
Soon he was using it in Famous Monsters of Filmland, the magazine he helped found in 1958 and edited for 25 years.
Ackerman himself appeared in numerous films over the years, usually in bit parts. His credits include "Queen of Blood," "Dracula vs. Frankenstein," "Amazon Women on the Moon," "Vampirella," "Transylvania Twist," "The Howling" and the Michael Jackson "Thriller" video. More recently, he appeared in 2007's "The Dead Undead" and 2006's "The Boneyard Collection."
Ackerman returned briefly to Famous Monsters of Filmland in the 1990s, but he quickly fell out with the publisher over creative differences. He sued and was awarded a judgment of more than $375,000.
Forrest James Ackerman was born in Los Angeles on Nov. 24, 1916. He fell in love with science-fiction, he once said, when he was 9 years old and saw a magazine called Amazing Stories. He would hold onto that publication for the rest of his life.
Ackerman, who had no children, was preceded in death by his wife, Wendayne.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
These jokes come from GetAmused.com.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
How much did the Mayflower weigh?
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
Arthur any leftovers?
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
What are unhappy cranberries called?
What do you call the dirt on a Pilgrim's hands?
What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
What cat discovered America?
Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Lots of drumsticks!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter "g"!
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
Harry up, I'm hungry!
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
What do rich people eat on Thanksgiving?
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it
Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
Because Thanksgiving never falls on a FRY-day.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
The Banana Splits (All New Intro) - metacafe
Here's an article from the Los Angeles Times --
"The Banana Splits are back, in a small way. Fleegle the beagle, Bingo the orangutan/ape, Drooper the lion and Snorky the elephant have been revived to appear in “as many as 130” interstitial comedy shorts and music videos on Cartoon Network and its cousin, Boomerang. They embody a band, a brand, a plan.
Giant stuffed animals – stuffed with people – the Splits first appeared on television from 1968 to 1970 in a live-action “Laugh-In”/”Monkees”/”Magilla Gorilla” mash-up produced by Hanna-Barbera and realized in part by Sid and Marty Krofft, pre-“Pufnstuf.” The original “The Banana Splits Adventure Hour” was re-cut, repackaged and reshown over the next couple of decades, so that its cultural influence extended into Generation X and beyond. The “Tra La La Song” theme was covered in the late 1970s by first-wave L.A. pop-punks the Dickies and in the 1990s by indie queen Liz Phair.
Notwithstanding a joke about e-mail and an anthropomorphic computer mouse, the new “Banana Splits” short-shorts – lasting only a couple of minutes each – are a straight extension of the original somewhat-less-than-intellectual property. Scheduled to air weekdays between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. – toddler time – these are not your typically twisted Cartoon Network recontextualizations, such as “Space Ghost Coast to Coast” or “Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law,” which explore what might be called the banality of the superheroic. This is just kids’ stuff.
Back in their (redesigned) psychedelic shack, the Splits act for the most part as if the ’70s, ’80s, ’90s and the oughts never happened. It’s all zoom lenses, cartoon sound effects and Highlights for Children humor. (What do you call cows from Alaska? Eski-moos. What clothes should you wear to take a test? Smarty pants.) And yet by remaining the same, it’s different. The laugh track that was then automatic now reads unavoidably as ironic. The Day-Glo setting recalls a wacky past rather than a groovy present.
Such subtle time-sprung distinctions will of course be lost on the target audience, which is being softened up for the wider re-branding. (That the new shorts are the brainchild of Warner Bros. Consumer Products should tell you much.) There will be a CD, a DVD and all manner of other merchandise."
Official website -- BananaSplits.com
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Turkey Stuffing Mix
If you like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, check out my parade post from last year. It has YouTube clips featuring The Munsters, Annie, Fraggle Rock, The Care Bears, The Marvel Universe, The Joker, Spider-Man, Sonic the Hedgehog and Bart Simpson.
Monday, November 17, 2008
This is in stores now. Here's the description from TrekMovie.com --
"The first Star Trek Pez will depict the original crew of Star Trek The Original Series in a gift set including eight dispensers and candy in assorted flavors. The dispensers included depict the original crew (Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, and Chekov), plus the NCC-1701 Enterprise. The people at Pez Candy Inc. tell TrekMovie.com that the Enterprise is unique for Pez as it depicts a ’scene’ (a Pez first), where you see the ship emerging from a nebula cloud. The complete Limited Edition Star Trek Pez Collectors Gift Set will be available in September/October for around $20. It should be available both online at the Pez Factory Store as well as retailers like Wal-mart and Target. However the set will have a limited run of only 250,000 (for Pez that is limited!), so they will go fast. Each box will have a special numbered sticker as well."
Saturday, November 15, 2008
I got The Little David Years Box Set Sampler off of eBay a few years ago. It contains 14 tracks from the 1999 seven-CD box set George Carlin: The Little David Years (1971-1977). There are two tracks each from the following discs --
Disc 1 - FM & AM
Disc 2 - CLASS CLOWN
Disc 3 - OCCUPATION: FOOLE
Disc 4 - TOLEDO WINDOW BOX
Disc 5 - AN EVENING with WALLY LANDO featuring BILL SLASZO
Disc 6 - ON THE ROAD
Disc 7 - "FREE COMPLIMENTARY EXTRA BONUS DISC" NOT FOR SALE ANYWHERE
1. The Hair Piece
2. Son of "Wino"
3. Class Clown
4. I Used To Be Irish Catholic
5. New York Voices
6. Filthy Words
7. Nursery Rhymes
9. Bodily Functions
11. Death and Dying
12. Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers
14. New Sports
Click the link below to download --
The Little David Years Box Set Sampler
Thursday, November 06, 2008
With 100% of the ballots counted, the poll results are in --
Your favorite Halloween candy by sign?
Red Hots/M&M's/Pop Rocks -- 1 vote
Gobstoppers/Mary Jane/Goldenberg Peanut Chews -- 1 vote
Charms Blow Pops/Twix/Smarties -- 1 vote
Lifesavers/Baby Ruth/Twizzlers -- 0 votes
Fun Dip/Starburst/Kit Kat -- 2 votes
Raisinettes/Candy Corn/Jolly Ranchers -- 1 vote
Jordan Almonds/SweeTarts/Junior Mints -- 1 vote
Candy Cigarettes/Licorice/Hershey's Special Dark -- 3 votes
PEZ/Mounds/Chuckles -- 1 vote
100 Grand/Good & Plenty/Sugar Daddy -- 0 votes
Wax Bottles/Whoppers/Necco Wafers -- 1 vote
Swedish Fish/Wax Lips/Rolo -- 0 votes
Coming soon --
Last year I posted about putting together a compilation of NFL novelty tunes. Well, I dropped the ball on that. I hope to have it up this month. If anyone has a link to a funny football song or a song sung by an NFL player, let me know.
I'll also probably post pictures of some of my football autographs. And maybe a few other things if time permits.
I'm also working on some Christmas posts for next month.
Everybody have a great holiday season. I'll see ya soon.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Den Of Doom
(click on the images to enlarge)
Part Two: The Bat Yard
Part Three: The Ghostly Ghastly Gallery
Part Four: The Perilous Pain Parlor
So, did anybody take the monster quizzes? How did you do?
I hope everyone enjoyed the Halloween Countdown this year. It was tough keeping up with all of the participating blogs. But it was fun. I'll probably spend most of the weekend catching up on the other blogs. And then I'll probably take a week or two off from blogging. Unless I see something that catches my eye and I have to blog about it :)
Have a ghoulishly good Halloween!!