Friday, October 29, 2010
Monstrously Funny Jokes
These jokes come from a book called Dracula's De-Composition Book. Published by Scholastic in 2007.
How does the Cyclops listen to Music?
On an Eye-pod
What do you do when fifty vampires show up at your house?
Hope it's Halloween
Where do you store a werewolf?
In a were-house
Why does Godzilla eat hotel rooms?
He has a suite tooth
What's Dracula's favorite circus act?
He always goes for the juggler
Where do ghosts sell their stuff?
What do zombies call it when they dig up a body and bring it home?
Why was the witch kicked out of class?
She was hex-messaging
What kind of blood type does a pessimist have?
What's Dracula's favorite place in South Africa?
Did you hear about the new monster movie?
It's rated aaaaarrrgh
What happens when you photograph the Invisible Man?
Why do skeletons play the piano?
They don't have organs
How do witches send packages?
What do you find on the windows of a ghost's house?
Why don't zombies have money problems?
They never worry about the cost of living
How did Quasimodo know which football team would win?
He didn't -- he just had a hunch
Why did Dr. Frankenstein stop making the monster?
He didn't have the heart to keep going!
How do you know the Invisible Man has no kids?
Because he's not apparent
Why did the witch get a detention?
She cursed at the teacher
Why did the mummy cry when he saw the pyramids?
His home was in ruins
How did the undertaker get ready for the funeral?
What happened when the Blob appeared on Broadway?
There were lots of ooze and ahs
What do you call a torturer who keeps a web journal?
A blogger flogger
What did Dracula require from his computer?