Monday, October 06, 2008

Frankenstein Funnies!

Today I present some Frankenstein jokes from a book called Monster Jokes. ©2001 from Scholastic. Written by Michael J. Pellowski. Illustrated by Jeff Sinclair.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a grand piano?
A Frankensteinway.

Which piece of exercise equipment did a mad doctor invent?
The Frankenstair Master.

Why did Dr. Frankenstein become an auto repairman?
So he could work in a body shop.

Why didn't Dr. Frankenstein create a smart monster?
He Didn't have the brains to do it.

What did the mad scientist name his dandruff monster?

What creepy chef cooks meals in a wok?
The Frankenstirfry monster.

What monster breaks into vaults and devours money?

Whom did the Frankenstein monster ask to the prom?
His ghoulfriend.

What fish helped work on the Frankenstein Monster's head?
The brain sturgeon.

Where did the Frankenstein monster go to kindergarten?
At an elementary ghoul.

Why can't the Frankenstein monster run a marathon?
He always ends up with a stitch in his side.

What did the girl monster say to the Frankenstein monster?
"You can be frank with me."

What would you get if you crossed a frog with Dr. Frankenstein?
A hopping mad scientist.

What happens when Frankenstein owns a butcher shop and has the Wolfman for a customer?
Frankenstein meats the Wolfman.

Which monster flew a kite during a thunderstorm?
Benjamin Franklinstein.

Check out a post of mine from 2006 called Scared Silly for many more monster jokes.

Also visit The Drunken Severed Head and John for even more monster jokes.

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