Tuesday, October 20, 2009

101 Ghost Jokes

Well, not all 101 of them.

What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids?

Her boo-quet!

Why don't ghost go out in the rain?

It dampens their spirits!

Who represents ghosts in congress?

The Spooker of the House!

What does a little ghost call his mother and father?

His trans-parents!

What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a ghost?

A cocker-poodle-boo!

Why wasn't the ghost successful?

He didn't believe in himself!

Who protects the shores where spirits live?

The Ghost Guard!

How do ghosts like to send their letters?

Scare mail -- or parcel ghost!

Why did the doctor tell the ghost to go on a diet?

So she could keep her ghoulish figure!

What kind of horses do ghost kids like to ride?

Night-mares!

What is one room a ghost's house doesn't need?

A living room!

Why is the letter G scary?

It turns a host into a ghost!

What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw three ghosts following you?

Hope it was Halloween!

What do the ghosts of dead gingerbread men wear?

Cookie sheets!

3 comments:

Michael L. Foley said...

I used to own this book as a kid!

Wendy the (Very) Good Witch said...

Oh my daughter loves jokes, so I will be sharing these with her when she returns home from volleyball! Thanks for posting! :o)

Anonymous said...

Omg I used to own this book to when I was a young girl. I was tellin my daugther some jokes from this book and decided to actually look on line and herE it is. She loves these jokes.best joke book ever. Like what's a ghosts favourate food...Boogles and Scream Cheese!